The following people are permanent members of the Panel of Morons:
- Samuel “Sandy” Bribescam is a former Democratic governor who was impeached for attempting to sell his home state on eBay.
- Professor Stewie Gumbie, BS, MS, FOS, NCCM, ETC., is an independent business management consultant, past-president of the National Council of Consulting Morons, and author of the book, How You Know When Your Boss is a Moron.
- Ben D. Over is a conservative talk-show host whose weekday morning show is broadcast on KRAP and its affiliates.
- Katie Quip is a comedian who’s album comedy album, Shoot from the Quip was the best-selling album last year in Liechtenstein.
- Madame Goo-Goo is a Grammy-nominated pop-star diva who joins the panel after her 4-week retreat at the Narcissus Center for the Self-Indulged.
The Moron Quotient would also like to wish the best of luck to Amber Leggs, who decided to leave the Panel in order to try out for the Chicago Bliss. Thank you Amber, for all of your contributions to the Moron Quotient.
